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Stories you wish were true - The speeding driver

A while ago I read the story below of a driver pulled over by a police officer for speeding and her attempt to get out of being issued a ticket. The womans response is priceless.


After pulling her over, the policeman approached the driver’s door.

“Is there a problem, officer?”

The policeman said, “Ma’am, you were speeding. Can I see your license, please?”

The driver responded, “I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one.”

“You don’t have one?”

The woman responded, “I lost it four times for drunk driving.”

The policeman was shocked. “I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers, please?”

“I’m sorry, I can’t do that.”

The policeman said, “Why not?”

“I stole this car.”

The officer said, “Stole it?”

The woman replied, “Yes, and I killed the owner.”

At this point the officer was getting irate. “You what?”

“He’s in the trunk if you want to see.”

The officer looked at the woman and slowly backed away to his car and called for backup.

Within minutes, five police cars showed up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approached the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.

The senior officer said, “Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle, please!”

The woman stepped out of her vehicle. “Is there a problem, sir?”

“One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.”

“Murdered the owner?”

The officer responded, “Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please?”

The woman opened it, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

The officer said, “Is this your car, ma’am?”

The woman replied, “Yes,” and handed over the registration papers.

The officer, understandably, was quite stunned. “One of my officers claims that you do not have a license.”

The woman dug in her purse revealing a license and handed it to the officer. The officer examined it and looked quite puzzled. “Thank you, ma’am. One of my officers told me you didn’t have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner.”

The woman replied, “I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!”


Stories that you wish were true - A lesson in sales


A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.’

Chuck replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’

The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’

Chuck said, ‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.’

The farmer asked, ‘What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’

The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle off a dead horse!’

Chuck said, ‘Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell any body he’s dead.’

A month Later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ‘What happened with that dead horse?’

Chuck said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.’

The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’

Chuck said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.’

Chuck grew up and works now for the government.



James Allen just said a Formula 1 jack costs £250,000 pounds!

Holly Crap. I knew Forumula 1 was an expensive sport but when experienced F1 commentator James Allen was discussing pit stops at last weeks season opening race in Melbourne Australia, he asked his co-host Mark Howard (Howie) how much he thought the front jack cost to manufacture. Now, I understand this piece of kit is a little more hi-tech than the one in the boot of your average family car, but after all, it's only job is to lift the front of the F1 car for about 2.4 seconds so the tyres can be changed.

So how much is this little wonder? Not £2,500 as Howie suggested,  but freaking £250,000! As James points out, the jack cost the same as a fully loaded Ferrari. 


 That's expensive!



This video may stop you getting on a plane again

I admit it. I love aviation. Everything from the excitement of travelling to new lands, to the engineering obstacles that have to be overcome to get a 650 tonne aircraft into the sky, is never taken for granted by this writer. I also love aviation videos. And YouTube provides a great platform for other "junkies" like myself to feed our sky-high habit. 

Occasionally I come across videos that remind me of the skill needed to sit at the pointy end of these aircraft. Take the video below. It is probably the most hair raising, jaw dropping, stomach churning video of take offs and landings I have ever seen. A word of warning. If you plan on flying anytime soon ever gain, then maybe you should give it a miss.  








Watch this heart-stopping video of repairs to Christ the Redeemer 

Building a 30 metre statue and sticking it on top of one of the world's most scenic mountains is one thing. Sending people up on top of it to make repairs is another. Check out this amazing video of repairs undertaken recently to bring Rio's most famous landmark up to scratch. Unless you hate heights... in which case this video will make you sick.                                                                                                                                          
Built between 1922 and 1931, this 635 tonne statue, made of concrete and soapstone, stands guard over the city of Rio de Janeiro in Brazil as a symbol of that country's Christianity.                                                             
Let's put it this way, one slip and you might get to meet Christ in person!                                                           

All the GoPro Hero 3+ Black video modes in one video

Want to know what all the video modes available to the Hero 3+ Black edition look like? Here you go then.



Google street view car gets busted by the police 

The driver of a Google Steet View car got more than they bargained for when they ran into the New South Police force in Australia. We are not sure what offence was committed (if any) but it joins a long list of interesting images captured from the top of Google's automobiles. 



It actually costs more to buy an iPhone 5s on a plan today than buying it outright

A new iPhone launch is a bit like the circus coming to town. There is wonder and amazement along with a little chaos and confusion. One area of chaos might be found in the pricing of the models about to be superseded. Take the iPhone 5s for instance. It is still the most advanced Apple phone you can purchase today. Why anyone would purchase one right now when in 7 days time they have the opportunity to get ahold of the new larger iPhone 6 or 6 Plus may be a fair question. But lets look at the options should you want to do just that.

Vodafone Australia

Right now Vodafone Australia will provide an iPhone 5s 32gb model on a 2 year plan for $84 per month ($70 plan + $14 phone payment per month). The truth about this pricing is that the $70 plan is the same as the $50 plan available to anyone that has their own phone - you are actually being charged an extra $20 to subsidise the phone. This subsidy is enough to cover less expensive brands and models, but if you want one with higher storage you have to pay a little extra. In the case of an Apple iPhone 5s 32gb, that is $14 extra per month.

So 24 months x $34 = $816. You can buy the same phone from Apple for $799. You are $17 worse off.

Interestingly if you choose the 16gb iPhone 5s from Vodafone on a 2 year plan you are a mile in front. That phone on a 2 year contract is free on the $70 plan. So in effect you are paying $20 per month x 24 months for the phone - $480 where the same phone outright from Apple is $749. That means Vodafone are subsidizing your phone to the tune of $269.

To be fair to Vodafone, two points need to be made. 1. Optus do a similar thing with their plans. The $60 2 year plan is similar to the $45 month to month plan - you pay an extra $15 per month to help the phone subsidy but Optus throw in an extra 500mb of data to help distance the plans. 2 - These plans are subject to change with the new iPhone 6 about to be released.

Good luck to all about to upgrade.